I was born in 1984 in Slough (not sluff) I was an only child to a single parent mum. My mum said my dad had good genes (not jeans) and thus they decided, as friends, to procreate.
I went to a cute primary school in Langley that I thank for encouraging me to always be creative, but whom I do not thank for providing me with a music teacher, who shall remain nameless (Mrs Dennis) that told me that I could not sing.
I then went to an all girls school where I despised every minute. Until I left and I have missed every second, since.
I then went out into the real world and acted for the next fifteen years. Between acting jobs you could find me eating, moaning, working part time jobs I hated, blogging and going on as many holidays as I could.
I turned thirty in December 2014 and now have an obscene amount of grey hair which I am actually enjoying quite a lot.